January 2011
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RT @JenKirkman: Hey everyone, across the boards from madmen to bullies to political extremists, STOP SHOOTING everyone! It’s tacky. Let’ …
You know you are a teacher if...
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
You find humor in other people’s stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free.”
You believe chocolate is a food group.
You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
You believe “Shallow gene pool” should...
Phrases of the week that i HATE.
“you have no idea how much i do for you!” -my mom thinks i dont know what goes on in my life.
“have you done your chores today?” -dad, you know i havent done my freaking chores today.
“Go do your chores before you go anywhere” - i HATE chores. especially when im told to do them when im literally walking out the door.
“you dyed your hair!/OH MY you dyed...
ahh, the things that we talk about.
Me: i will NEVER date another “Ginger”
Maddie: i know like wtf? Gingers think they are so cool, and act like theyre all that. but you know what?…… NO! your just a ginger!!
Me and Morghan: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA.
……you had to be there. :) i absolutly LOVE my friends :)
“People never improve unless they look to some standard or example higher and...”
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